unicornsandbutane:

leandraholmes:

boondock-smokes:

kilis-invisible-beard:

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

still my favourite on set story ever

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

the Fjellowship of the Ring

(via chrll)

hamburgertrousers:

depressedphoenix:

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

(Source: byeyallimmovingblogs, via thecommonchick)

shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

(via sassy-salamanders)

ruby-white-rabbit:

bischedual:

hazel2468:

rockintwink:

ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

pi-TONK

I just heard that sound. Like… I swear I know it was in my hear but I HEARD IT

WHERE IS HE

It took me the longest time to realize what you were talking about. He’s actually not there in this picture. you can rest easy my friend

(via trust-me-im-an-expert)

pee-pee-after-sex:

smuganimebitch:

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

this is true as hell

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positive-memes:

I threw it back into the ocean

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mitski-miyawakis:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

(via swingsetindecember)

kylostantrums:

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dreadedloreenkid:

volcanize:

peterkpopkin:

this fucking tea

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gaslightgallows:

delicatelytoobear:

deadgodjess:

gaslightgallows:

eliciaforever:

mysticmiind:

eliciaforever:

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

And it’s kosher!

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

(via thisismesaying)

iconicbane:

black panther: *was the third highest grossing movie of all time, broke all kinds of records and was a landmark for diversity and representation*

the golden globes:

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mikeymagee:

eazzy–pink:

It’s wild how a black male character will be friendly towards people in canon and on the screen but the second he’s friendly with a white girl, white women in the fandom will make like a million posts about how he was flirting or trying to come on to the girl without her consent, blah blah blah.

But let a white male character actually like beat the shit out of the same white girl character on screen and they can psychoanalyze how every hit was a silent declaration of love or some shit.

You can say Star Wars: The Force Awakens

(via thisismesaying)

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